This week Holden, MJ and Jackie discuss their disappointment with the AI reveal on The Circle, then abandon all hope as they enter the MILF Manor (season 2), the bathroom hot mic moment comes back with H E A T in The Jinx (season 2) and Jackie is sent out to that terrible Planet of the Apes. The Circle - Netflix MILF Manor (S2) - SPOILER ALERT 'BOUT 17:10 TIL 23:34 - MAXXX The Jinx (S2)- MAXXX Planet of the Apes ('68 and all 3 2010's remakes)- Hulu Abigail - IN THE THEATAHS Challengers - IN THE THEATAHS Derry Girls - Netflix Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

It's Spring Break at LPN and what better time to embark on a road trip with the gang! Trigger Warning: rape and pregnancy loss Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

This week Holden and Jackie, playing the party of the Tay in the Middle are joined by 6x Phish experiencer Ed Larson (of The Brighter Side and LPOTL) to discuss TAY, Ed's big weekend in Vegas including a 4/20 Phish show IN THE DOME, LPN's Drag Raceissance, some Coachella Chat, artists like Madonna and Lauryn Hill, who think it's cool to show up HOURS late to concerts and still somehow have fans, Sabrina Carpenter continues changin' up Nonsense, Spice Girls join Victoria for her 50th bday party; complete with Tom Cruise doin' splits, JLO.... continues to try, and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Is Megyn Kelly really Nicole Brown Simpson?! A List filled with weird celeb requests (and a very valid reason WHY), the Blindz, AND THE SHOUTS R BACK! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

This week Holden scuttles up some spaget and BLOCKS MJ ALL FOR THE CIRCLE (JK they'll be back next week) while Jackie preps herself for the horrors of another stay in MILF Manor as a new season approaches. The Circle Season 6 - Netflix X-Men '97 - Max The First Omen - IN THE THEATAHS Civil War - in the THEATAHS Baby Reindeer - Netflix Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

This week Holden, Jackie and Big Earl are gossin' about it bein' T Swift release week, complete with a 4/19 Taylor Swift album release stream, PLUS IS TAY DOING DDDDDRUGS IN DA WOODS?, Grimes rides out to her screaming Coachella doom on a robotic spider and probably wishes she had Will Smith's memory eraser from his Coachella performance as Agent J (complete with creepily muscular alien dancers), Madonna brings Ricky Martin on stage for to vouge and he subjects everyone to the outline of his HOG, everyone's gettin' ready 4 Joker 2, A SPECIAL QUEST BURSTS THROUGH THE DOOR DURING CELEB CONSPIRACY; Did Beyonce Kidnap Sia!?!? AND WHAT'S THE PIGGY PLACE? A list full of iconic characters almost played by people you'd never expect AND MORE! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

This week Holden, MJ and Jackie marvel at their singing being able to be pieced together by their vv cool producer. Holden gears up for The Circle while MJ discusses the newest episode of Bluey, a series which brings Jackie back to Adventure Time in terms of emotional gut punches from 11 minute kids shows. Physical 100- Netflix Married At First Sight Season 17 - Amazon Prime Bluey - Nickelodeon The Gentlemen - Netflix One Piece - Netflix Fallout - Amazon Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

This week MJ, Jackie and Holden dawn their best bootleg KISS makeup to start their bad girl era as JoJo Siwa tries to reinvent herself much to all our chagrin (and delight), Mormons apparently love Taylor Swift (who just dropped a massive amount of playlists on Apple Music with some iiiiinteresting choices), April Real's day can't happen because they're STRAIGHT OUTTA REALS and no one is willing to step-up to the mantel, but FEAR NOT as Jackin' on that fated Friday, April 19th shall instead feature MJ and a listen of Tay's new album The Tortured Poets Department THAT DROPS THAT DAY! Join us over on https://www.twitch.tv/holdenatorsho , Shakira and her sons felt emasculated by Barbie and we should all care apparently, Kirsten Dunst and Jesse Plemons don't give their loinspawn phones at the restaurants and MJ says they're BETTER PARENTS THAN THEM, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Did Miley Steal the Idea for Flowers from Bruno Mars?!?! A list of SHOCKINGLY bizarre "celebrity" facts, da blind items and so much mooooore! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

TALKIN' TV IS BACK (WITH BONUS MJ) AND RELEASED FROM IT'S PATREON SHACKLES! Physical 100 - Netflix Mean Girl Murders - Netflix Quiet on the Set - Max The Truth vs Alex Jones - Netflix Seeking Sister Wives - Discovery plus, MAX Smothered Season 5 - Discovery plus, MAX Invincible - Amazon Prime Immaculate - movie theater! Monkey Man - movie theater! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

This week Jackie's Jolene just wants cookies, Mr. WHITE CISHET MAN himself Holden's terrified of a specificly BUZZy set of fans and MJ's entered a new gay cowboy phase as they gush about Beyoncé's new country album 'Cowboy Carter', Jackie became the APRIL FOOL HERSELF while Holden's forcing the celebration of Men's Month, Lizzo QUIT (at least til she clarified), every company got out their silly sillies for April Fools, Holden mounts the classic Rock of Love on Hulu, Jackie would definitely drink the hot dog flavored seltzer, Sabrina Carpenter is causin'' a ruckus with her NSFW lyrical changes and can we just stop pitting everyone against each other!?, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Is Jay-z a MURDERER?!?! A list of celebrities acting like aliens, shout outs and moooooooooooore!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

This week Jackie, Holden, and MJ are feelin' DYNAMITE despite a DARK NEWS WEEK complete with the Kate Middleton mystery ending with a Royal cancer announcement and Diddy's Empire seemingly crumbling (check out this week's Leftovers for even more terrible news with 'Quiet on the Set'), Jackie goes to bat for her ITALIAN heritage and is STILL trying to make Springsgiving a thing, Page 7 FLIPS THEIR STANCE ON GOOP, Rebel Wilson drops bombs on the path to the release of her autobiography which makes Jackie admit she has judged her too harshly, Anne Hathaway addresses the HATHAHATE, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Does Beyoncé control Paramount and LVMH (the parent company of Louboutin)?!?! A list with an annoying headline, THE ANNUAL CATS WATCHALONG IS ONCE AGAIN UPONST US! This Saturday, March 30th at 5:30pm PST/8:30 EST grab your dog costume and your laptop, join Page 7 over at https://www.twitch.tv/holdenatorsho and mooooore!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast