Thank you for listening bbs. It's been an incredible 29 weeks <3 FOLLOW ME @KELSEYDARRAGH & @ADULTSH1T for updatesGoogle Play -https://playmusic.app.goo.gl/?ibi=com.google.PlayMusic&isi=691797987&ius=googleplaymusic&apn=com.google.android.music&link=https://play.google.com/music/m/Ip2ovjwe6of5oqdp27uhlduzj7q?t%3DAdultSh1t%26pcampaignid%3DMKT-na-all-co-pr-mu-pod-16iHeart Radio -https://www.iheart.com/podcast/adultsh1t-28802837/Stitcher -https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/buzzfeed-2/adultsh1tSpotify -https://open.spotify.com/show/3Ap4vXLb7WGxLc0pO1r6mViTunes -http://apple.co/2zVsZfo Soundcloud -http://bit.ly/2zIh0RR

It’s true, friends. I’m leaving the podcast for the foreseeable future. I’m preparing to go to Mars with Lance Bass and Clay Aiken to form the first ever platinum space band, free from all the unavoidable industry hoops of this tinsel town. Will it be dangerous? Yes, space always is. Will it rock? Let me answer this with another question: DO meteors fall? (Yes, it will rock. Our space band will ROCK). Of course I’m “kidding” about “Mars.” Unfortunately, I’m not kidding about leaving the pod. This was one of the best projects I’ve been a part of and I’ll miss it, you all, and Kelsey very much. But you’re in good hands with Kelsey! I might be back from time to time! Who knows what the future holds?! I leave you with two final thoughts: take care of yourself and when it comes to ice cream sandwiches, too much is never enough. I love you and :heart: thank you.FOLLOW US:@KelseyDarragh@KatePeterman@BuzzFeedGoogle Play -https://playmusic.app.goo.gl/?ibi=com.google.PlayMusic&isi=691797987&ius=googleplaymusic&apn=com.google.android.music&link=https://play.google.com/music/m/Ip2ovjwe6of5oqdp27uhlduzj7q?t%3DAdultSh1t%26pcampaignid%3DMKT-na-all-co-pr-mu-pod-16iHeart Radio -https://www.iheart.com/podcast/adultsh1t-28802837/Stitcher - https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/buzzfeed-2/adultsh1tSpotify -https://open.spotify.com/show/3Ap4vXLb7WGxLc0pO1r6mViTunes - http://apple.co/2zVsZfo Soundcloud -http://bit.ly/2zIh0RR

POWER TO THE PUSSYDoctors everywhere that treat their patients with respect!!! This week, Kelsey & Kate tell you what you should and definitely oh my god should not expect when visiting the ole' vag doctor for the first time. We also answer a fan question about what to do when you wanna bone and your lover does not! DO KATE’S ADULT THINGS:https://www.amazon.com/Everything-Horrible-Wonderful-Tragicomic-Memoir/dp/1492664103DO KELSEY’S ADULT THINGS:https://www.amazon.com/Basic-Eight-Novel-Daniel-Handler/dp/0060733861/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1524617608&sr=8-1&keywords=the+basic+eight+daniel+handlerFOLLOW US:@KelseyDarragh@KatePeterman@BuzzFeedGoogle Play -https://playmusic.app.goo.gl/?ibi=com.google.PlayMusic&isi=691797987&ius=googleplaymusic&apn=com.google.android.music&link=https://play.google.com/music/m/Ip2ovjwe6of5oqdp27uhlduzj7q?t%3DAdultSh1t%26pcampaignid%3DMKT-na-all-co-pr-mu-pod-16iHeart Radio -https://www.iheart.com/podcast/adultsh1t-28802837/Stitcher - https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/buzzfeed-2/adultsh1tSpotify -https://open.spotify.com/show/3Ap4vXLb7WGxLc0pO1r6mViTunes - http://apple.co/2zVsZfo Soundcloud -http://bit.ly/2zIh0RR

VEGAS, BABY! Joined by their friend Steven (stove) Kanter, Kelsey and Kate have 24 hours in Vegas to check off as many things on their bucket list as they can. Kate apologizes in advance for what you're about to hear. FOLLOW US:@KelseyDarragh@KatePeterman@BuzzFeed@Chippendales welcomes @DancingABC pro dancer @TonyDovolani asguest host 4/19 – 5/27 @RioVegas http://bit.ly/2b0kSC6Google Play https://playmusic.app.goo.gl/?ibi=com.google.PlayMusic&isi=691797987&ius=googleplaymusic&apn=com.google.android.music&link=https://play.google.com/music/m/Ip2ovjwe6of5oqdp27uhlduzj7q?t%3DAdultSh1t%26pcampaignid%3DMKT-na-all-co-pr-mu-pod-16iHeart Radio https://www.iheart.com/podcast/adultsh1t-28802837/Stitcher https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/buzzfeed-2/adultsh1tSpotifyhttps://open.spotify.com/show/3Ap4vXLb7WGxLc0pO1r6mViTuneshttp://apple.co/2zVsZfo Soundcloudhttp://bit.ly/2zIh0RR

This week, Kelsey and Kate talk about CUNTS: being called one, taking care of one, etc, then Kate is surprised with a birthday trip to VEGAS, BABYYYYY! And finally, the episode is rounded out with a step-by-step guide to pooping in small, shared spaces. We love you! DO KATE’S ADULT THINGS: Pete Holmes Podcast- https://youmadeitweird.libsyn.com/New Yorker Article-https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2018/04/16/the-silence-the-legacy-of-childhood-traumaDO KELSEY’S ADULT THINGS:Mint Money App: https://www.mint.com/A Quiet Place Tickets: https://www.fandango.com/a-quiet-place-207769/movie-timesFOLLOW US:@KelseyDarragh@KatePeterman@BuzzFeedGoogle Play -https://playmusic.app.goo.gl/?ibi=com.google.PlayMusic&isi=691797987&ius=googleplaymusic&apn=com.google.android.music&link=https://play.google.com/music/m/Ip2ovjwe6of5oqdp27uhlduzj7q?t%3DAdultSh1t%26pcampaignid%3DMKT-na-all-co-pr-mu-pod-16iHeart Radio -https://www.iheart.com/podcast/adultsh1t-28802837/Stitcher - https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/buzzfeed-2/adultsh1t}Spotify -https://open.spotify.com/show/3Ap4vXLb7WGxLc0pO1r6mViTunes - http://apple.co/2zVsZfo Soundcloud -http://bit.ly/2zIh0RR

WE DID OUR FIRST LIVE SHOW, BABY! This week Kelsey and Kate get drunk in Philly (thank you, Roy Pitz Barrel House, you beautiful and tasty bastard, you!) and talk about oral sex tips in front of a real live audience! It was one of our best experiences and we freaking really hope you like it! VISIT ROY PITZ:Roy-Pitz Barrel House990 Spring Garden StreetPhiladelphia, PA 19123(215)-995-6792www.roypitzbarrelhouse.com@roypitz - Twitter, FB, IG@roypitzbarrelhouse - FB & IGFOLLOW US:@KelseyDarragh@KatePeterman@BuzzFeedGoogle Play -https://playmusic.app.goo.gl/?ibi=com.google.PlayMusic&isi=691797987&ius=googleplaymusic&apn=com.google.android.music&link=https://play.google.com/music/m/Ip2ovjwe6of5oqdp27uhlduzj7q?t%3DAdultSh1t%26pcampaignid%3DMKT-na-all-co-pr-mu-pod-16iHeart Radio -https://www.iheart.com/podcast/adultsh1t-28802837/Stitcher - https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/buzzfeed-2/adultsh1tSpotify -https://open.spotify.com/show/3Ap4vXLb7WGxLc0pO1r6mViTunes - http://apple.co/2zVsZfo Soundcloud -http://bit.ly/2zIh0RR

POWER TO THE PUSSY!! This episode we talk about the va-jayjay, bay-bay!! We're talkin' beautiful beef curtains, the clammy cooter, the ham pocket,.......(can you tell Kelsey wrote this week's bio??). We also talk to our favorite activist, artist, writer and pussy prowess, WHITNEY BELL! Hear who won this month's march crazy-ness before Kelsey and Kate ship themselves off to Philly for their first LIVE SHOW! (Roy Pitz Barrel House, 3/31 9pm - standing room left only! 21+ unless accompanied by someone 25+) FOLLOW US:@KelseyDarragh@KatePeterman@BuzzFeed@Kidd.BellSHOP KIDD BELL:https://kiddbell.com/SHOP KELSEY'S MERCH x KIDD BELL https://kiddbell.com/collections/kelseyGoogle Play - https://playmusic.app.goo.gl/?ibi=com.google.PlayMusic&isi=691797987&ius=googleplaymusic&apn=com.google.android.music&link=https://play.google.com/music/m/Ip2ovjwe6of5oqdp27uhlduzj7q?t%3DAdultSh1t%26pcampaignid%3DMKT-na-all-co-pr-mu-pod-16iHeart Radio - https://www.iheart.com/podcast/adultsh1t-28802837/Stitcher - https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/buzzfeed-2/adultsh1tSpotify -https://open.spotify.com/show/3Ap4vXLb7WGxLc0pO1r6mViTunes - http://apple.co/2zVsZfo Soundcloud -http://bit.ly/2zIh0RR

~*TRIGGER WARNING*~ This week Kate & Kelsey get real about having a panic attack in public while shitting your pants at Disneyland. Also, when is the best time to talk about your mental illness to someone? IS THERE EVER A GOOD TIME?! JEEZE, WE DON'T F*CKING KNOW!!!! We're trying to figure this out too! Come to our live show in Philly at Roy Pitz Barrel House March 30th at 9PM - standing room only! If you're under 21 you must be accompanied by someone over 25. FOLLOW US:@KelseyDarragh@KatePeterman@BuzzFeedGoogle Play - https://playmusic.app.goo.gl/?ibi=com.google.PlayMusic&isi=691797987&ius=googleplaymusic&apn=com.google.android.music&link=https://play.google.com/music/m/Ip2ovjwe6of5oqdp27uhlduzj7q?t%3DAdultSh1t%26pcampaignid%3DMKT-na-all-co-pr-mu-pod-16iHeart Radio - https://www.iheart.com/podcast/adultsh1t-28802837/Stitcher - https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/buzzfeed-2/adultsh1tSpotify -https://open.spotify.com/show/3Ap4vXLb7WGxLc0pO1r6mViTunes - http://apple.co/2zVsZfo Soundcloud -http://bit.ly/2zIh0RR

WE TALKED TO TAN FROM QUEER EYE WE TALKED TO TAN FROM QUEER EYE WE TALKED TO TAN FROM QUEER EYE WE TALKED TO TAN FROM QUEER EYE WE TALKED TO TAN FROM QUEER EYE WE TALKED TO TAN FROM QUEER EYEANNNNND WE HAVE A SPECIAL POETRY READING FROM SHAUNA BARBOSA'S NEW BOOK CAPE VERDEAN BLUES AVAILABLE NOW WHEREVER BOOKS ARE SOLD, BITCH!follow Tan @tanfrancefollow Shauna @shaunabarbosabuy Cape Verdean Blues HERE : https://www.amazon.com/Cape-Verdean-Blues-Pitt-Poetry/dp/0822965216KELSEYS MERCH: https://kiddbell.com/collections/kelseyGoogle Play - https://playmusic.app.goo.gl/?ibi=com.google.PlayMusic&isi=691797987&ius=googleplaymusic&apn=com.google.android.music&link=https://play.google.com/music/m/Ip2ovjwe6of5oqdp27uhlduzj7q?t%3DAdultSh1t%26pcampaignid%3DMKT-na-all-co-pr-mu-pod-16iHeart Radio -https://www.iheart.com/podcast/adultsh1t-28802837/Stitcher - https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/buzzfeed-2/adultsh1tSpotify -https://open.spotify.com/show/3Ap4vXLb7WGxLc0pO1r6mViTunes - http://apple.co/2zVsZfo Soundcloud: -http://bit.ly/2zIh0RR

IT'S SPRING BREAK BITCHES! And you know what THAT means: Kate and Kelsey talk about past wild spring breaks (kelsey) and why spring break is hell on earth (kate). We're also on to our second hashtag competition! Tune in to play! Use the hashtag #Stup1dHistory and tweet your entries to @AdultSh1t on twitter/instagram! And about that contest, it’s not open to BuzzFeed employees or family members of employees, and you need to hashtag “#Contest” or we won’t consider you! Kelsey's Merch: bit.ly/2CrEgJ2FOLLOW US:@KelseyDarragh@KatePeterman@BuzzFeedGoogle Play - https://playmusic.app.goo.gl/?ibi=com.google.PlayMusic&isi=691797987&ius=googleplaymusic&apn=com.google.android.music&link=https://play.google.com/music/m/Ip2ovjwe6of5oqdp27uhlduzj7q?t%3DAdultSh1t%26pcampaignid%3DMKT-na-all-co-pr-mu-pod-16iHeart Radio - https://www.iheart.com/podcast/adultsh1t-28802837/Stitcher - https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/buzzfeed-2/adultsh1tSpotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/3Ap4vXLb7WGxLc0pO1r6mViTunes - http://apple.co/2zVsZfo Soundcloud: - http://bit.ly/2zIh0RR